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:: Friday, December 12, 2003 ::
so i had an interesting conversation with my neighbor derek last night at about 2:30AM...
::knock on my door::
derek: hi sam
sam: hi derek
derek: i have a really strange favor to ask you
sam: what do you need derek
::he drunkenly giggles to himself::
derek: well...see...i was wondering if you had any tampons
::i look at him perplexed::
sam: derek...you're making me nervous here. what are you boys planning on doing with a tampon?
derek: well...see the thing is...
::he laughs; sort of embarrased::
derek: the thing is...my girlfriend is here...and we're going to have sex...but she's on her period...and we're going to do it anyways...but she'll need something afterwards.
::i look at him appalled::
sam: derek, i cannot believe you just proceeded to tell me that
derek: haha...well...do you have any?
sam: dude, you seriously want one?
derek: yes
sam: alright, hold on a sec
::i go to my room...get a tampon...and give it to him::
derek: thank you so much...serioiusly...i owe you one
sam: um, not a problem. well....have fun.
derek: thanks sam...catch you later
sam: goodnight derek
::derek stumbles back into his apartment::
moral of this story? a guy will do anything to get laid.
stellar lady:: Anonymous 9:28 PM [+] ::
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